Topic: Zuko and Escaping the Fangirls (Read 269 times)
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Zuko and Escaping the Fangirls « Thread Started on Dec 8, 2007, 1:05pm »
OK, so my Real Life friend wrote this oneshot for us once, because we're so into Zuko. I personally think it's hilarious, but some of you might not really get it. Oh well, here it is.
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Zuko was sitting on a boulder watching the waves before him splash and retreat, splash and retreat. He was being very emo. His hair flowed in his face as he remembered all of the memories he had here on Ember Island…when his father didn’t hate him. Today was his last day here and Azula, Mai, and Ty Lee had left him alone as they went shopping. The wind blew and his hair fell on his face. He heard giggles. He turned around, looking for the source of the noise. More giggles. He stood up and put his shirt back on. Now, he heard cries of disappointment. He took his shirt off; giggles. Back on; cries. “Show yourself!” All he heard were giggles. He started walking around the area he was in, searching for whoever was doing this. “It’s probably Ty Lee,” he thought to himself. “Ok, Ty Lee, show yourself! I know it’s you!” he said as he walked toward a bridge; the giggles were getting louder. “We aren’t Ty Lee!” “Who are you, then?!” “…” “Who are you?!” “…” “I said who ar- “WE’RE FANGIRLS!!” Three girls shrieked and jumped out from behind the bridge, frightening Zuko. He ran for his life, but the girls were quick on his tail. They were giggling and laughing, taking pictures. “Get away!” he cried, turning around to see if they had gone. “Never!!” “Come on!” “Oh, we’ll come on!” cried the girls as they jumped and tackled Zuko to the ground. Zuko struggled, but they wouldn’t come off! “Who are you?” he asked, now giving up and looking at the three excited girls. One of them, who had curly dirty blonde hair and blue eyes said, “I’m Linh.” The second one pushed her out of the way. This girl had wavy brown hair and brown eyes, “I’m Phi.” The third shoved her off and stared at Zuko. She had hazel eyes and long, straight, blonde hair that seemed to go down to the middle of her back, “I’m Kahlija.” He shoved her off and stood up, staring at the three girls who were now drooling, spread out on the sand below him. “Hello,” he said. “FANGIRL *SQUEE*!!!!!” Then they all fainted.
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When Kahlija, Linh, and Phi woke up, they found Zuko’s worried face not far from theirs so, they lunged toward it. “Agh! Get off, get off, get off!” cried Zuko. Pushing the girls out of his face, he messed with his hair to get it back to its usual state, causing Linh to scream with joy. He looked at her for five minutes…she was still screaming. Kahlija and Phi were looking at her now, because somehow, she was still screaming, her face a deep red. “STOP!” cried Zuko. Linh stopped abruptly with a grin on her face, staring at him; Phi and Kahlija joined in this grinning fest. Zuko stared back, nostrils flared, very irritated. “WHAT. DO. YOU. WANT FROM ME?!!!” he cried as he shot flames left and right, up and down. “You’re so tLinhnted…” said Kahlija, batting her eyelashes. “LEAVE ME ALONE!! CAN’T YOU SEE I WAS TRYING TO BE EMO?!” “You’re hot when you’re emo…” said Phi. “GO AWAY!!” he cried, sprinting down the shore of the beach. “Wait for it…” said Linh, “Wait for it…GO!” The three girls jumped up and sprinted after him. This situation was one in few in which Linh would run so much. They ran through miles and miles of beach, but couldn’t catch up to him. The three girls stopped and looked at each other. “Is everyone ready?” asked Kahlija. Linh nodded, “Teleportation.” “Would you like to do the honors?” Kahlija asked Phi. “Let’s all do it!” “Ok, ready, on three,” said Kahlija, “One…two…three!” “SAILOR MOON!” They all made a peace sign with their hands and brought it up to their foreheads at the same time. A flash of light appeared and took them to a few feet in front of Zuko who was still running, thinking he had gotten rid of them. His eyes widened as he saw the three girls in front of him; jee didn’t have time to react, so he crashed into them. When he got up, he screamed, “How did you get me?!” “We used our powers,” said Phi quite matter-of-factly. “You can bend?” “Nope.” “What powers then?” “Our special powers,” said Kahlija. “Well then…” said Zuko, looking around at the three sweaty girls. “Can I touch you?!” asked Linh, reaching out to poke him. “NO YOU CANNOT TOUCH ME!” said Zuko, slapping away her hand. “Please?” “NO! LEAVE ME ALONE! YOU GIRLS ARE SO ANNOYING! CAN’T YOU SEE I’M CONFUSED AND ANGRY??!!!” “Aw, does Zuko need a hug?” asked Phi walking toward him, her arms spread out right. “No I don’t need a hug,” mumbled Zuko but it was too late. Phi had given him a hug, joined in by the other two girls. “A cornucopia of love…” said Kahlija. Zuko’s eyes widened at the sudden intimacy. The veins in his head were throbbing and he was getting very upset. He warmed his whole body and bam! He shot fire from his skin, making the girls jump back in surprise. They fell on the floor, their skin burnt, hair sizzling; yet, they were still smiling. Linh stood up, licked her finger and poked Zuko’s skin making a sizzling sound. “Grrrr…” she said. Zuko looked at her confused and disgusted. “Ew,” he said.
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Re: Zuko and Escaping the Fangirls « Reply #3 on Dec 8, 2007, 8:32pm »
Haha, wasn't that funny? My friend sent it to me during school hours and I started laughing like crazy when I was supposed to be paying attention to the teacher...yeah, got me in trouble. Oh well, it was worth it.
And yeah, my friends and I are pretty crazy too...